Gifts for Dog Owners That Are Not Another Mug

The difficulty with buying for a dog owner is not finding something with a dog on it. It is finding something with a dog on it that they will actually keep. Here is how we would sort the problem.

If you know the breed

Breed-specific is the strongest signal you can send, because it says you paid attention. A generic paw print says you thought of them; a corgi says you thought of the corgi.

Our dog sofa covers run across retrievers, labradors, dachshunds, corgis, bulldogs, frenchies, poodles, huskies, german shepherds, beagles, shih tzus, pugs and more. This is the single most bought group we make, and the reason is usually that the recipient owns that exact breed and has never found anything with it on.

For something smaller, a Christmas ornament with the right breed on it becomes a fixture on the tree for years. People keep dog ornaments long after the dog is gone, which is worth knowing about what you are actually giving.

If you know the dog but not the breed

Mixed breeds are the hardest case and the most common one. Two routes work.

The first is colour: a black dog, a golden dog, a brown-and-white dog. A design featuring a similar-looking dog reads as close enough, and the recipient will tell you it looks just like theirs even when it does not.

The second is to stop trying to match the animal and match the household instead. Paw-print patchwork designs, or a piece from the farmhouse group if the house has that look, land better than a wrong-breed portrait.

If you barely know the dog

Then buy for the human and the sofa, not the animal. A quilted sofa cover in a pattern that suits their room is a genuinely useful present in a house with a dog, because the sofa is losing and everyone knows it. It washes cold, it goes back on in five minutes, and it takes hair and mud that would otherwise be in the upholstery.

This is the practical gift that people are embarrassed to want and pleased to receive. If you are worried it reads as a comment on their housekeeping, it does not — every dog owner has thought about buying one.

What to avoid

Anything with the dog wearing human clothes, unless you know they find that funny. It divides people more sharply than any other category.

Memorial items for a living dog. Obvious, but every year someone buys a rainbow-bridge design for a dog that is fine.

Sized clothing for the dog. You do not know the measurements and neither does the owner, reliably.

Anything that needs assembling or charging. A dog owner has enough to manage.

Sizing, if you are buying a cover

You need the width across the back of their sofa, arm to arm. If you cannot measure it, count the seat cushions: two cushions is usually the loveseat fit, three is the sofa fit. The measuring guide covers the awkward cases, and the fitting guide answers the question they will ask when they open it.

Timing and honesty

Everything is printed after the order, so allow days rather than hours. If you are buying for a date, order early. We would rather say that than have you discover it at checkout.

And one honest note about what you are buying: a printed cover is a printed cover. It will not turn a tired sofa into a new one. What it does is stop the next two years of damage while looking better than the throw they currently have over the arm, and for most dog households that is the whole ask.

The ornament is the safe option

If you are genuinely unsure, buy a small thing rather than a large one. An ornament with the right breed costs a fraction of a sofa cover, does not need a measurement, and gets brought out every December for years. Nobody has ever returned an ornament for being the wrong size.

It is also the gift that scales. If it lands well, you know what to buy next year and the year after, and a household ends up with a tree that tells the story of its dogs. Several of our customers buy one a year for exactly that reason.

Buying for someone who has just lost a dog

This is delicate and worth getting right. The strongest choice is something plain with the breed on it and no text. Designs with a slogan about rainbow bridges or paw prints on hearts are easier to buy and much harder to receive, because the recipient has to read the sentence every single time.

Timing matters as much as the object. A breed ornament in the first December is usually welcome. The same thing three weeks after the death often is not. If you are unsure, wait — there is no deadline on this and there is no way to un-give it.

When the dog is the recipient

We do not make anything for dogs to wear or chew, and would rather point you elsewhere than sell you something that is not the thing. What we make is for the human and the house: the sofa the dog sits on, the tree the dog knocks into, the table the dog puts its head on. That is a narrower promise than a pet shop makes and it is one we can keep.

From the range

Pieces built around a particular breed rather than dogs in general: